Sriracha Vodka now exists, and Bloody Marys will never be the same
UV Vodka has just begun releasing its Sriracha Vodka, and I have to admit that I’m pretty eager to try it! Besides a classic Bloody Mary, are you curious to know what else you can do with this marriage of Sriracha and vodka? City Pages Minneapolis has some suggestions, like putting it in pasta sauce or as part of a savory crust, like for an awesomely spicy pot pie.
Get your hands on a bottle? Lemme know what you think! I’m on the lookout for one as we speak!
Apologies if you’ve already seen a lizard balancing raspberries on its head today
This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat
Are you telling me there’s something in my state that isn’t shitty?
you am be any width you want!
but you still gotta wear one of them damn skirts.
- Neil: I remember watching the Wicked Witch of the West and being terrified, thinking, "I didn't know they got that bad."
- Margaret: (as the Wicked Witch) "...and your little dog too"
- Neil: Don't do that.
Technically they were too busy lining up that headshot to kill any elephants.